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[Best] Whatsapp Status for Engineering Student

Engineering Status for WhatsApp – if you are Engineering Student then we have some cool Whatsapp status collecton for you check them below and share it on your social media like whatsapp and facebook.

Whatsapp Status for Engineering Student

Cool Whatsapp Status Engineers Student

  • Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
  • When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
  • I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • During exams..engineers used to do underground.
  • One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.
  • Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
  • I may be wrong…. but I Doubt it!!!
  • Install the latest version of your life and forget previous version.
  • We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.
  • God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
  • Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
  • Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.
  • I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic
  • You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
  • There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them.
  • Status under construction.No status available
  • Life is short, chat fast..!!!
  • Too busy to update a status. 0_o
  • Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….
  • Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
  • Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
  • “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
  • Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.

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Funny Engineering Status

  • Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
  • I took IQ test …..results were negative
  • Life is short talk fast
  • “Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.” – Voltaire
  • I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.
  • I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?
  • 100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)
  • Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
  • My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
  • I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
  • Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’
  • Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

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