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Funny Status for Boys helps to show the humorous side of your character. Here we have collected thousands of Funny Status for Boys that are the best all over the web. Our collection will keep you updated humorously.

Nowadays millions of people are using social media applications like Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, etc and they change status day by day. There are various types of status to show your cool nature but what can be better than some funny status! We believe in staying updated. So get the most updated Funny Status for Boys. You can use these statuses as captions while posting your pictures on your social media wall. If you are a girl then choose some statuses from this collection and send your boys friends to bring a smile on his face. Use these statuses wisely according to time and place and you will be the coolest one among your friends. So, what are you waiting for? Keep posting these statuses and spread the fun around you. Let these statuses show the humorous side of your character.

Best Funny Status for Boys

  • Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
  • C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping
  • If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
  • If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
  • The longer the title the less important the job.
Funny Status for Boys
  • People always say that nothing is impossible. That’s not true. I do nothing every single day.
  • Doing nothing is a very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
  • Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
  • I just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
  • Sometimes people deserve a high five on the face with a CHAIR.
  • I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
  • Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
  • Taking revenge is wrong.. very very wrong.. But very very fun.
  • Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbor’s wife, And beer as COLD as your own.
  • Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
  • When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  • Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
  • Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Hilarious Funny Status for Boys

  • Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
  • Hey, where WhatsApp is using me.
  • I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
  • High Power Come, with High voltage Current!
  • I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
Funny Status for Boys
  • I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
  • Both wife and insult are somewhat similar. They always look good, if it is not yours!
  • I got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.
  • I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.
  • We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add LOL at the end.
  • I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
  • Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day.
  • What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.
  • I wonder what happens when the doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
  •  I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle.  He’s also dreaming.

Funny Status for Boys in English

  • We live in an era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
  • I didn’t change; I just grew up.
  • Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
  • I don’t drink alcohol! But Feel Awesome.
  • I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
  • I hate math, but I love counting money.
Funny Status for Boys
  • Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
  • I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  • I didn’t fall. It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.
  • I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
  • I had over a billion Pounds today then the alarm destroyed my dream.
  • An apple a day will keep just about anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
  • I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
  • When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
  • My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.
  • Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
  • Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’???
  • God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
  • The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.

Funny Jokes Status for Boys

  • I need a good Wifi & Wife.
  • I’m that ugly I asked myself out and I said no.
  • I love my job only when I am on Holiday.
  • Patience is not a virtue. It’s just a waste of Time!
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  • Galileo – Great mind! Einstein – Genius mind! Newton – Extraordinary mind! Bill Gates – Brilliant mind… ME – Never Mind!”
  • Some people are just so FAKE that if you look properly at the back of their neck, you’ll find a tag saying “MADE IN CHINA”
  • I know what you’re doing right now. You’re reading on my wall, right!
  • I always arrive late at the office but I make it by leaving early.
Funny Status for Boys
  • I love buying new things, but I hate spending money.
  • Can you do me a favor? Take a picture of yourself, and send it to me. I am playing cards and seem to be missing the Joker.
  • I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
  • I’m pretty sure the whole ladies’ first thing was created by a guy just to check out.
  • I miss the days when you could push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phones.
  • They say don’t drink and drive. Well.. Yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m bad.
  • We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter, and Facebook.

Insulting Funny Status for Boys

  • I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!
  • People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
  • If I punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?
  • Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
  • I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
  • Beware the disease Idiots. Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands affected. Maybe contagious. Best defense: slap and run.
  • Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
  • you laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re an asshole.
  • Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable? Like A Coma?

Also, Read- Funny Status for Sister

  • There is no cure for backstabbing hypocrite son of a bitch that pretends to be your friend but you will found out his/her true color in the end.
  • When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
  • Don’t be bitter at me because I’m superior to you and enjoy pissing on your self-esteem. Be bitter at your parents for mixing their genes and spawning you.
  • Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
  • I hate having to put up with your shit when I get into trouble for serving my own, yeah you know who you are, your the one who breathes my air! just wait for a bitch!
  • I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
Funny Status for Boys
  • One sperm says to another, “Let’s see what happens if we let the slow one win!”. That might explain a lot about you.
  • Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
  • FUCK YOU!!! Yeah, you! No not you, no, no, you! You with the stupid, surprised look on your face. Yes, you! Nobody else, just you!

Short Funny Status for Boys

  • I wish I could mute people in real life.
  • I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep.
  • I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
  • I shampoo can be rich-looking why can’t we.
  • Dear problems… Please give me a discount… I am a regular customer.
  • I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
  • Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
  • Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.
  • Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Funny Status for Boys
  • Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
  • You can never buy love, but still, you have to pay for it.
  • I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
  • I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!
  •  I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
  • I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.
  • I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  • I was going to rob a bank today, but the pen was chained to the desk.
  • I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.
  • I wish my book of life were written in pencil. There are a few pages I would like to erase.
  • I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
  • I want to my wallet came with free refills.
  • If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
  • I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
  • I work for money, for loyalty to hire a Dog.
  • I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.
  • I’m fresh, but global warming made me very hot.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
  • I’m going on a date with my pillow Goodnight.
  • I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
  • I’m in my bed; you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.
  • Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.
  • I’m in shape. Round is a shape.

One Liner Funny Status for Boys

  • Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.
  • I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
  • Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.
  • I’m not arguing, I’m tried to explaining why I’m Right.
  • I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
Funny Status for Boys
  • I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
  • I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
  • I’m not running away from hard work. I’m too lazy to run.
  • You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
  • Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!
  • Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

Two Liner Funny Status for Boys

  • If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?
  • I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.
  • I’m writing my book in the fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody …
  • A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is…
  • Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
  • Hate to break it to you, Facebook, but the entire Internet is already a Dislike button.
Funny Status for Boys
  • How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
  • Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.
  • Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
  • They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.
  • New York Times writer Amy Chozick giving an example of what it was like working for a fashion magazine: “A girl got on [the elevator] with a Birkin bag, and her friend goes, ‘Oh, my God, I love your bag; is that new?’ and she goes, ‘No, I got it, like, a week ago.’”
  • Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
  • Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels”?

Funny WhatsApp Status for Boys

  • I and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…
  • I’m so good at sleeping; I can do it with my eyes CLOSED.
  • Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
  • Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
Funny Status for Boys
  •  always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
  • If A Hug Tell How Much I Love You, I Will Hold You In My Arms Forever.
  • Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
  • 3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Today”
  • A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
  • I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
  • Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s awesome, now run!
  • If common sense is so common, why are there so many people without it
  • Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
  • My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol
  • When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m an alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta… No one says I’m fantastic.
  • A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
  • Virginity is not dignity, It is just a lack of opportunity.
  • If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
  •  If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
  • My mother always told me: If you do not have anything nice to say, then you better say it sarcastically.
  • Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
  • I love everyone! There are some people I love to be around, and some people I love to avoid. And then there are others I do love to just punch in the face.
  • Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns the volume too loud- Nobody calls all day!!
  • They say we learn from our mistakes. So I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.

Funny Facebook Status for Boys

  • When nothing goes right. Go left!
  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
  • When I was born. The devil said, ”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
  • Yes, of course, I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.
  • When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome, you’re me.
  • If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  • When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the.
  • Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
  • Seeing a spider is nothing. The problem is when it disappears.
  • Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped
  • Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
  • Wants to know how the hell I can remember words to songs from years ago but can’t remember what I went into the next room for!
  • Tom N Jerry taught me that life is boring without ENEMIES.
  • Love is a long sweet dream & marriage is an alarm clock…
Funny Status for Boys
  • I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
  • When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
  • I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in the classroom.
  • Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.
  • Life is short. SMILE while you still have TEETH.
  • The world could be amazing when you are slightly strange.
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.
  • Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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