StatusMafia.com
Latest Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

Funny Status for Girls

Funny Status for Girls is very useful to show your sense of humor towards any girl. Here we have compiled thousands of Cool and Funny Status for Girls that are the best all over the web. Here you will get new and fresh status. So, keep updated with us.

Sometimes we feel to get away from our mishaps and start doing something funny instead. As we all know that laughter is the best medicine and that is why we have compiled these Funny Statuses. Nowadays many boys have girl best friends. With these statuses, you can bring a smile on her face. You can also use these statuses to impress your crush in a funny way. She will definitely like your humorous mind. If you are a girl then you can post a funny caption with your photo. So, what are you waiting for? Spread some fun around you and make this world awesome.

Best Funny Status for Girls

  • The best feeling ever is when you lose weight, and your boobs stay the same size.
  • When does a woman say WHAT? It’s not because she didn’t hear from you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
  • I am a queen, and I demand to be treated like a queen.
Funny Status for Girls
  • Women are meant to be loved, Not to be understood.
  • I like a man who looks like a bad boy but knows how to treat a woman like a queen.
  • I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough
  • I’m not hot, it’s called cuteness overload.
  • Tall guy + short girl = cutie! But short guy + tall girl = awkward.
  • Wait for the boy who will do anything to be your everything.
  • Boys, if you don’t look like Calvin Klein models, don’t expect us to look like Victoria’s secrets angels. From All Bachelor Girls Association
  • I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep
  • One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions
  • Avoid comparing yourself with others. If you do, you’ll lose the chance to see the beauty in you.
  • I’m not interested in just being the hot girl. I’m really goofy, and I love laughing, and that’s such a big part of who I am.
  • Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. Send him to KFC.

Hilarious Funny Status for Girls

  • I’m a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I overthink everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, I’m not lying!
  • At last, got to know how to lose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food
  • I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I’ve got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.
  • Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
  • Pretty girls turn heads. I and my girls break necks!
Funny Status for Girls
  • The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
  • Dear Boys, I have sent you a “Friend Request” Not a “Marriage Proposal” so kindly stop overacting!
  • Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess.
  • You don’t have to like me… I am not a facebook status.
  • When I’m good, I’m very good and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!
  • Dear boys, Please surprise us and text us first? Love every girl.
  • the best one night stand is masturbation…you get to play with p#%^y and don’t have to explain why later…lol
  • Always remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody else.
  • Dear Good Boys, do not worry about having any girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.

Funny Status for Girls in English

  • Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. That’s what little girls are made of.
  • Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if tomorrow is the last one.
  • Second chances are for losers, either we do it in the first place or live it for others.
Funny Status for Girls
  • Love is that state of mind when a Karan johar film becomes bearable.
  • Don’t be happy. I don’t Really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
  • It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live.
  • Coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent…
  • We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die
  • If you made your girl say sorry, You did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.
  • One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature…
  • People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
  • Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.
  • Sometimes I just wish I’ could fast forward the time to see if, in the end, it’s all worth it.
  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before police
  • Wow, now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
  • There is only one thing I have to say. You’re lucky to have me as your sister. Just kidding! I’m lucky to have you as my brother.
  • This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Funny Jokes Status for Girls

  • I was not busy to be online… I had just given up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge’
  • Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing.
  • There are 3 types of girl in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday
  • Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing.
  • Happiness is when ‘Last seen at’ changes to ‘Online’ and then to ‘Typing…’
  • We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter, and Facebook 😀
  • Jealousy is a terrible disease… Get well soon!
Funny Status for Girls
  • Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
  • My girlfriend has enough jewelry to open her own store.
  • When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
  • Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.
  • I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.
  • I am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  • It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
  • Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
  • Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot

Insulting Funny Status for Girls

  • Plastic surgery is trash. Yet, in your case, I would recommend you to go ahead.
  • People of your kind make having a middle finger reasonable.
  • When guys get jealous it can be kinda cute. When girls get jealous World War III is about to start.
  • I’m just wondering… Being stupid is a kind of your profession or have you been born with this talent?
  • I love my girl, but sometimes I wonder what she’s thinking.
  • Haters keep on hating, cause somebody’s gotta do it.
  • If you don’t like me, why do you waste your time making fun of me?
  • No matter how much my girlfriend works out, she still can’t open a jar to save her life.
  • I refuse to have a battle of wits… with someone who is unarmed.
Funny Status for Girls
  • Being hated isn’t easy, you know. You just cannot falter meeting their expectations.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing the pen drive safely.
  • Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh, wait that’s your face.
  • I’ve never seen my girl madder than when I hid her favorite lipstick.
  • We know that mirrors are not able to speak. In your case, you ought to feel lucky that they are neither able to laugh.

Short Funny Status for Girls

  • When a girl says, “I`m done,” it really means, “fight for me.”
  • They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius
  • if your dog barks and enemies laugh take it seriously.
  • Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.
Funny Status for Girls
  • People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
  • Men are like a deck of cards. You`ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
  • I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them…
  • Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
  • I’m soo poor… I can’t even pay attention
  • I enjoy it when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
  • A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

One Liner Funny Status for Girls

  • Save Water, Drink Wine!!
  • Single doesn’t always mean available…
  • Always respects your self!
  • I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
  • Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class than in bed.
  • Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!
  • Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
  • Once a cheater always a repeater…
  • Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
  • Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.
Funny Status for Girls
  • April Fools gone past and you’re the biggest fool at last.
  • God is really creative, I mean just look at me
  • I’m cool but global warming made me very hot
  • Totally available! Please disturb me.
  • Whatever you are, be a good one.
  • Marriage is the cause of divorce.!
  • I will kill you with my awesomeness…
  • Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?

Two Liner Funny Status for Girls

  • When your phone is 1% battery & anyone who sends a message Or calling, it Becomes the enemy ..
  • Fact: Ph. on silent mode- 10 Missed call. Turns the volume too loud- Nobody calls all day!
  • Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
  • That awkward moment when the awkward moment gets even more awkward!
  • Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it
Funny Status for Girls
  • I will marry the boy, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
  • I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!
  • My heart is stolen. Can I check your braa

Funny WhatsApp Status for Girls

  • Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…
  • Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up
  • Silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.
  • If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
  • Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!
  • If I agreed with you we both were wrong.
  • I shouldn’t have to earn your time or attention, you should want to give it!
Funny Status for Girls
  • Someone asked me, How’s life….? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.
  • The best way to lie is, to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
  • 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% of boys are having a brain.
  • Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
  • Guys, stop fighting with her and start fighting ‘for’ her.
  • After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
  • Your status won’t ever match my status neither in WhatsApp nor in reality.

Funny Facebook Status for Girls

  • When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars… When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…
  • Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…
  • All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
  • There is no market for your emotions so never advertise your feelings just display your ATTITUDE.
  • I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
  • Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
  • I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..
  • I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂
  • Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
Funny Status for Girls
  • When guys get jealous it can be kinda cute. When girls get jealous World War III is about to start.
  • My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol
  • HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
  • Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
  • In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!
  • Sometimes I wish I was a little girl again because bruised knees heal faster than broken hearts.
  • Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my Facebook Status?
  • Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them.
  • I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
  • Totally available!! Please disturb to me!!!!
  • Don’t be a woman that needs a man… Be a woman a man needs.

Conclusion:

Thank you for visiting StatusMafia. I hope you like our collections of Best Funny Status for Girls. I will recommend you to kindly check out other Funny Status collections. Stay updated with the latest trendy status. Have a great day..!

Leave A Reply

Your email address will not be published.

This website uses cookies to improve your experience. We'll assume you're ok with this, but you can opt-out if you wish. Accept Read More