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Funny Status for Husband

Misunderstandings and bothers with your husband is a common thing in married life. When it is come to resolve all the problems Funny Status for Husband helps a lot. So, here we have compiled lots of Funny Statuses for Husband that are the best all over the web.

Every relationship needs special care to hold each other in love forever. Life is too short to be fed up, make every moment of your life, and love more enjoyable. You love your husband so much and want to make him smile for sure. A funny love message from you can make your husband’s day and make him feel the luckiest husband ever. If there is any trouble in relationship with your husband then these funny statuses may help you to resolve all the trouble. What are you waiting for? Go through our collections and choose your favorite one to send your husband.

You can also use these statuses on social media. Let this Funny Status for Husband make the bond of your relationship more strong.

Best Funny Status for Husband

  • I love you, even when you fart in your sleep.
  • Babe, you’re the icing on my cupcake! I love you.
  • I am the proud wife of one amazing husband.I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Funny Status for Husband
  • My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.
  • I am so proud to call you my husband. I love you more with each passing day.
  • Woman to her husband while at it: “Please say dirty things to me!”Man: “Bath, Kitchen, Living room…”
  • My mother and father may have disapproved of us getting married, but that didn’t stop me! Now that you know how stubborn I can be, you best prepare yourself for a lifetime of not getting what you asked for! So you can guess my answer to that “special” birthday request you had. Happy Birthday!
  • I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.

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  • Your love gives me wings, I’m so proud and excited to be your wife.
  • I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed. Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic.
  • I believe everything happens for a reason because it led me to you. I love you, happy anniversary.
  • So many years have passed, but you’re still the same nondescript man with a generous soul, who won my heart. I love you, and I am proud of you!
  • Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.
  • Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.
  • never waste your time on someone who doesn’t even bother wasting time for you. Be with someone who will say “TIME IS WASTED IF I’M NOT WITH YOU!”

Funny Status for Husband from Wife

  • A jealous husband does not doubt his wife, but himself.
  • Holy moly! We’re STILL married!
  • I vow to still grab your butt even when you´re old and wrinkly.
  • My husband, I love you even more than my morning cup of coffee.
  • Today we celebrate another year of you surviving me.
Best Funny Status for Husband
  • I received an invitation to a wedding. I answered: Maybe next time. Thanks.
  • Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.
  • Marriage is great! I’m so glad to have found the one person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
  • Happy anniversary to the person who gave me the greatest gift of all time—eternal love and our beautiful children.
  • Husband, you are the peanut to my butter and the water to my ocean. You’re the glaze to my donut and the cherry to my sundae. I love you forever and always.
  • Happy [10th] anniversary. We’ve had so many wonderful memories together already. Here’s to many more!
  • I know it sounds strange, but the best smell in the world is the man that you love.

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  • Happy anniversary my handsome hunk. Thank you for a great journey with you.
  • Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
  • Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.
  • Happy anniversary to my better-in-every-way half. Seriously, you’re amazing.
  • I need to start and end my day with it. Can you guess what it is? No, it’s not coffee. It’s my husband’s kisses.
  • Happy anniversary from someone that you’re probably shocked knew it was our anniversary.

Funny Facebook Status for Husband

  • You might call me crazy, but I’m not the one who married me.
  • Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
  • Every love story is special, unique and beautiful—but ours is my favorite.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right while the other is a husband.
Best Funny Status for Husband
  • There’s no one I’d rather sit on the couch watching TV with. Happy anniversary!
  • I didn’t get you a fancy gift this year, instead, I thought it best to go with something sentimental. Remember that time you told me how happy it makes you when I wear red? Well, I’ve bought a whole new outfit and accessories in lush red colors. Just for you! Happy Birthday!
  • God proved two things when he brought us together: his genius and his sense of humor.
  • My dearest husband, you protect me, shelter me, feed me and make my life one of pure privilege and security. How can I ever thank you? Here’s an idea, I’ll help you keep healthy so that you can enjoy life to the full for as long as possible! Let’s start by cutting the cake from today! Happy Birthday!
  • I have entrusted you with my heart, soul, and body, and you lived up to my expectations. I am proud to say that I am the wife of the best husband in the world!
  • Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
  • I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • It’s time for me to start pulling my weight around the house I know. So today for your birthday I’ve cleaned all the rooms and made the house pretty, all for you! So now do your part, get in the kitchen and make us some dinner. Happy Birthday!
  • I wish I had more anniversaries with you than my age. It’s so sad that I wasn’t married to you since my birth.
  • My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I shop. Therefore I love him.

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  • A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.
  • Trust your husband, adore your husband, and transfer as much property as you can to your name.
  • It’s a very special day in our life once again. I want to remind you that you are really lucky to have me in your life.
  • Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.
  • George Clooney might have the looks, but you certainly have the brains. Don’t ask me which is more important, as you might not like the answer. Happy Birthday!

Funny WhatsApp Status for Husband

  • Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
  • Look, I’m not just his fan – I’m his wife!
  • I just ended a 5-year relationship. Luckily it wasn’t mine.
  • I’m not spoiled! My husband just loves me.
  • Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature.
  • Change is good, especially when you learn to change together. How was I to know that this tiny spark would spread like wildfires?
  • Forever is a long time, but I wouldn’t mind spending it by your side.
Best Funny Status for Husband
  • When your single, all you see are happy couples. When you’re in a relationship you wonder what the hell all those couples were so happy about.
  • My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
  • I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played the future wife. You win this round.
  • Thanks for loving me, caring for me and fighting with me. I will never get tired of being with you under the same roof.
  • Husband, we’ve stayed together so long because we know for sure that we’d go crazy without each other.
  • It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • I used to tell my husband, if he could make me Understand something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country
  • A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
  • If you can’t beat them, join them. That’s my father’s favorite business strategy, which is partly why we got married in the first place. I’m not afraid to say it to you, because let’s face it, I’m a real catch. Happy Birthday!
  • How was I to know that this tiny spark would spread like wildfires?

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  • Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
  • Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
  • I am” is the shortest sentence in the English language. And “I do” is the longest.

Funny Messages for Husband

  • Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
  • I’m so happy for you, that you’ve got the most good-looking partner ever.
  • ______X, sometimes I think you’re not taking our pretend relationship seriously.
  • My love for you is like a fart that can’t be contained. Bursting out aloud in all its glory and fragrance.
  • I asked my wife what women really want and she said, attentive lovers. Or maybe it was “a tent of lovers.” I wasn’t really sure but I was too worried to ask.
  • To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
Best Funny Status for Husband
  • You’re the best husband a lady could hope for. Kind, handsome, charming and clever. If only were also tall. Not to worry, 4 out of 5 boxes is not bad at all! Happy Birthday!
  • Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each other’s phones.
  • When we have children I want them to have your nose, my attitude, your bravery, and my legs. Wouldn’t that make the best birthday gift of all! However, if too many of those things are missing, we might have to rethink our positions in this relationship. Have a very Happy Birthday!
  • The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”
  • Happy Birthday, husband! Am I going to say that I am married to an old man? Yeah. I am going to say that I am married to an old man. Enjoy your day!
  • I believe in gender equality. So on our next date, I’m going to split the bill with you.
  • After 2 years, I gave him the whole “where is this relationship going” speech, he just stared at me blankly, then said, “Look, lady, I just make your coffee.
  • I know I am fat, if I work out I will shed weight, but you are short, dude ain’t nothing you can do about that.
  • If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either.

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  • Husband, in a marriage, honesty is very important! Today marks the first day of old age! Happy Birthday!
  • Husband, it is your birthday! Time to celebrate! Or nap. You are old now. You should really just take a nap.
  • When I was young my parents said I talked a lot, now they are old, I see where my talking originated from.

Short Funny Status for Husband

  • I love being my husband’s wife.
  • Hey you! Now that you have seen my DP, don’t steal it.
  • Selectively available for all, pls disturb me.
  • Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and when you wake up.     
  • You can’t deal with my style, that’s why you want to copy it.
  • Wishing someone ancient a very Happy Birthday! Enjoy it, husband!
Best Funny Status for Husband
  • If money grew on trees, some girls will date baboons.
  • When I was born, then the competition started.
  • Status: I am not online for you.
  • A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
  • Boys show creativity and skills using Photoshop, girls use it to enhance their beauty.
  • Attitude is like underwear, you wear it, not show it.
  • The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
  • Respect for my phone.
  • For once I wish I was a priority…and not an option!
  • I am looking for my heart, can I check your brassier?
  • Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterward.     


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